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The One That Got Away

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Everyone has a story of “the one that got away”. Here’s mine.

This was one of the few times I went out to do “research photography”, meaning I had a specific insect I wanted to photograph.

What is it? Well, it’s a flying grasshopper. Fortunately I got one picture of it before it flew off, and it was just close enough and just focused enough to be able to use it… as G.R. Hopper’s avatar icon on the site.

So, say hello to the author of the Halloween Story… he’s very camera shy. :-)

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Hopper Case Files: Epilogue

(This October, InsectPOD is celebrating with a special “creepy story”, the Hopper Case Files, told in installments. New readers should start with the first case file, The Missing Mayfly.)

Grasshopper
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Hopper made it out of the web, and was given an award by the mayor for ridding it of not one but two mob bosses. He currently works as a freelance private investigator.

Latrodectus Hesperus
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Doris Mactans is serving 17 consecutive life sentences in a maximum security prison.

Hopper
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With the death of both Anarcha and Arga, Karen Stalk’s testimony to help bring them down on racketeering charges was no longer necessary. She was reunited with her husband and together they have several hundred offspring, with thousands of grandchildren on the way.

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Lyle the Doorman sold his story of Black Widow Doris to the tabloids and made millions. He has postponed his metamorphosis indefinitely in order to pursue a career in acting.

Argiope Aurantia
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Arga “Threeface” Trifasciata is dead, eaten by a magpie. However, had she eaten Hopper as I had originally planned for this story, this would have been her mugshot as she was finally brought down on racketeering and tax evasion.

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After escaping from the web, Hopper went back to Anarcha’s web with a couple of Nicrophorus beetles to retrieve the body of Viridiana G. Mantis and give it a decent burial. Anarcha’s body was still there, but Viridiana’s was gone. Hopper decided that the magpie must have eaten her, too, but everybody knows that magpies only eat living bugs….

THE END…?

Thank you to everyone who sent pictures!

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Hopper Case Files: The Missing Mayfly, Part 3

(This October, InsectPOD is celebrating with a special “creepy story”, the Hopper Case Files, told in installments. New readers should start with the first case file, The Missing Mayfly.)

I arrived at the jail first thing the next morning. The jailers weren’t in any hurry, and while I waited I started wondering which of them were on Arga’s payroll. This soured my mood considerably. Finally they checked me through and I went in to visit.

The first thing I noticed was that Argus had been telling the truth about how many mafia members were in lockdown with Gus. The open cell block was completely full of wolf spiders.

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They shuffled and pushed, some talked, others shouted. Some simply ran in circles. Gus was nowhere to be seen. I kept looking.

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A flick of motion out of the corner of my eye caught my attention. There were brief shouts and then a scuffle. Before I could even turn my head it was all over: on a prearranged signal, two inmates had attacked and killed the inmate next to them.

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I didn’t know if the victims had had a beef with Arga, or if they had simply been executed in front of me to send the message that Gus wasn’t safe on the inside. Either way, I was getting the message loud and clear. I still hadn’t seen Gus.

But I guess he had seen me. “Up here, Genius,” he said.

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“Gus!” I said, for lack of anything witty to say. “You look… good…”

“Can it, G. I know I’m in here because of you, and for what it’s worth, thanks for trying. Cassius told me the score and why you did it. Looks like you didn’t figure too good, though.”

“Yeah,” I said. “I figured the cops here were clean. Thought they’d keep you in solitary for safety.”

Gus said nothing, but shrugged. After a minute, he looked at me and said, “So… ask already.”

I laughed. “Am I that obvious? All right then. Argus Trifasciata told me I needed to talk to you.”

“Right on schedule,” he said. “So, what about?”

“I was sort of hoping you’d know. I told him I was looking for a missing dame, and he told me I should talk to you.”

“Ah, okay. Look, you’re asking the question all wrong. What you should have asked me is what Cassius told me before he locked me up.”

“Cassius talked to you before he locked you up?”

“I just said that. Try to keep up, Genius.”

“Okay, bad question. Here’s a better one: how did Argus know this?”

“Probably because Cassius talked to him after he talked to me. He said he knew Argus was of interest to one of your investigations, and this way he could tell you to come to me.”

I hate trying to live up to my name. I stared off into the distance for a long time, thinking, trying to work it all out.

Argus told me to come to Gus because Cassius had told him to tell me. He had left some information with Gus that he wanted me to get after—

I snapped my gaze back to Gus. “Cassius knew he was going to die.”

“Wrong!” Gus smiled his infuriating smile. “Cassius would have just mailed you a letter. But close enough, I guess. He thought he might die, and wanted to be able to not tell you this information if he lived. He couldn’t very well un-mail a letter, you see.”

“Okay, so he knew he was walking into trouble. What was his message?”

“Well, he started off by saying that you didn’t know who to be afraid of, and that’s why he wanted you out of harm’s way. Then he said that he didn’t know if Carlos was dangerous or not. If he died, he told me to tell you that Carlos was more dangerous than he had expected.”

“And he expected Carlos to be very dangerous.”

As we were talking, a couple of wolf spiders had started circling the cage to get closer to Gus, working to stay in his blind spot and not give the impression that they were stalking him.

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Gus saw me notice them and gave a nearly imperceptible shake of the head. “I see them,” he said. “Don’t worry about me. The spiders that just got killed were stalking me, too. But the mob wants me alive, see.”

“They got killed for stalking you. And these two are about to meet a sticky end if they don’t wise up quick, too.”

“That’s about the size of it. Until the mob decides I am of no further value, I’m safer in here than I was in my own home.”

“Okay,” I replied. “Back to work, then. Now I know Carlos is more dangerous than ever. But I still don’t know a thing about why he is dangerous, and I’m no closer to finding him.”

“I can’t help you with the danger. You’re on your own there. But as for finding him, he’s renting an upstairs apartment at 507 Elytra Avenue.”

507?” I asked, startled. “Cassius died at Elytra and Fifth!”

“Is that bad?” asked Gus.

“Cassius died of a hornet sting. Not multiple stings from a hornet, I mean a single sting. And he died before he could walk ten feet. That means there’s a hornet out there that’s….” I trailed off.

“A hornet? So… airborne, deadly venom, and crazy aggressive. We’re basically talking about a flying spider.”

“Yeah. Only with good eyesight. And don’t forget your basic hornet temperament.”

“Right. We’re talking about a flying, angry spider. With 20/20 vision.”

“I gotta go,” I said. “I’ve got a cop-killing mayfly to beat to death.”

“Genius,” Gus said as I turned to go, “I know I don’t have to tell you to be careful, so I won’t.”

“You either,” I smiled.

TO BE CONTINUED… Next Episode

Image Credit: Aaron Wadley. Actually, I have to give credit to Aaron’s son: he’s the one who rounded up his friends and said “Let’s go catch spiders!”

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Grasshopper

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IT’S GR’OPPER TIME! Aaron Wadley corrects the gr’opper deficit here at InsectPOD with this awesome photo.

I have to wonder if this gr’opper instinctively landed on this chair cushion because it matched its camouflage. Or maybe it thought the cushion was the biggest, sexiest female gropper ever?

Yikes. Suddenly this picture looks totally different…

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Gr’opper

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We have had a dearth of gr’oppers here at InsectPOD this Summer, and I aim to fix that right now. This little guy was about 15mm long. Didn’t seem too bothered by me, or by the praying mantis right next to him (I startled both of these critters while mowing the lawn).

Be sure to check out the larger version–the eyes on this gr’opper are really intense.

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Finnish Gr’opper

Finnish Gr'opper
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The conversation went something like this:

Julia’s friend: “Julia, you have a bug in your hair.”

Julia: “Really? Quick! Who’s got the camera?”

I can assure you that this would not be my first question¹. But Julia Faelt continues to be rockin’ awesome, and this picture proves it. But wait, there’s more! After the picture, but before pulling it out of her hair, they did science! Check it out:

“I’m pretty sure the species is Tettigonia viridissima. The picture was taken by a fellow biology-student last August, and it is indeed me the bug is sitting on - in fact we could hardly get her of. It was fascinating to follow how she moved her antennas - it was clear that she could hear very well, as she followed any source of sound (loudly speaking passers by, us experimenting with clapping our hands and calling at her…) with them.”

Awesome photo, Julia!

¹ My first question would have been, “I have hair?!?”

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Pine Hopper

Pine Hopper
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I have to admit, I don’t know a thing about this bug other than “Scott Roche sent it to me”. Some kind of gr’opper, to be sure, but beyond that? No clue. It’s do-it-yourself ID day again here at InsectPOD!

What else can we tell? Short, almost stunted wings. The tail end is partially obscured by a pine needle, but it looks like there’s some spurs back there, so I’m guessing this is a female, but again, hard to tell.

So how about it? Can you dig up enough information on BugGuide or wikipedia to id this gr’opper?

Thanks again, Scott–another great photo!

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Gr’opper Oviposition

Gropper Oviposition
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You know how dogs will sometimes hunker down and plant their butts on the carpet and then drag themselves across the floor by their front legs to scratch their bums? Isn’t that gross? That’s not what this gr’opper is doing. She’s laying eggs.

Thanks again to mARK bLOORE for another great insect photo!

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Galapagos Gr’opper!

Galapagos Gr'opper
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Just LOOK at the coloration on this gr’opper! Is that a supervillain outfit or what?

Wait, wait. This is a very important observation. Do you realize what this means? I mean, think about it: somewhere, out there, there are superhero bugs. Flies that can break the sound barrier! Beetles harder than steel! Ants that can lift 50 times their own weight 100 times their own weight 500 times their own weight nevermind about the ants! Dragonflies that breathe fire!

They stand for truth! Natural selection! And the propagation of the species! And who do they stand against?

This gr’opper. Dun dun DUUUNNNNN!

Reader Marit Freya Pollei sent me this photo a while back, and I am ashamed to admit I lost it in the shuffle. This exotic-looking gr’opper comes from no less exotic a place than the Galapagos islands. Thank you, Marit, for a wonderful picture!

Okay, today’s contest: What is this supervillain’s name?

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Gr’opper Ascendant

Gropper Ascendant
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I caught this gr’opper ascending the front door a couple of months ago, and had to get up on a stepladder to take this picture. It would lean back and forth as I shifted around taking the pictures, but seemed reluctant to jump or fly to get away from me.

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